Pee-Wee’s Creationist Theory
Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
My lady and I visited Palm Springs for the first time this past weekend and much to our delight, we passed by these huge dinosaurs that were most famously featured in Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure. So on our return trip, we decided to pull over and to live out one of my childhood dreams of actually visiting the T-Rex just like Pee-Wee and Simone did. For this blog entry, I actually did some cracker jack investigating (thanks wikipedia) and learned that the dinosaurs were created by Claude Bell, a sculptor and portrait artist who ran the Wheel Inn Cafe off the 10 in Cabazon, CA. In order to attract some customers to his place, he constructed Dinny, a giant brontosaurs out of spare material from a construction site. After 11 years, Dinny was finally finished in 1975. Then Claude felt the need to give ol’ Dinny a friend, so in 1981, he started constructing Mr. Rex, a sweet Tyrannosaurus Rex. Unfortunately for Claude, he died in 1989 so Mr. Rex was never completely finished but he looks pretty good to me. That’s me basking in all the glory that is Mr. Rex. Trust me, it was a special moment.
Anyway the interesting thing about this whole thing is that some crazy religious nut-bags have now taken over the Inn and control the dinos. And they are not subtle about their message as you can see in the picture below. It’s sad to think that if Pee-Wee and his friend Simone wanted to watch the sun set again in T-Rex, that they would have to pay $5 and have to get a fantasy history lesson about how man used to ride triceratops around as a means of transportation. Why taint a national treasure like this with religious propaganda? It’s just kind of sad. But that still didn’t stop me from taking pictures…I didn’t have to give money to do that.
And for the young folks who have never seen the movie, below is a clip. Go to the 6:15 mark.
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